Laboratory for Verification of Mortality

List of staff

This page lists all staff of the Laboratory for Verification of Mortality at the Unseen University in the Ankh-Morpork city.

• Prof. Anthony R. Thorndyke, Certified Idiot, Director of the Laboratory
• Dr. Octavianus Mosquitto, Dr. h. c.
• Niemand O'Body, Laboratory Rat
• Marcus Sodny, Experimental Object
• Mgr. Graham Faust
• Sir Bastian Baltazar Sodny
• Quido D. Portius
• Ing. Alfred I. Portius, Dr. h. c.
• Dr. Marcus de la Cruz
• Anthony A. Larva
• Karl W. Simon
• Niemand Crowley
• Jacquelinne Thorndyke, Secretary
• Dr. Gonzales 'Speedy' U. Umwald
• Mgr. Magdulan Y. Marx, Polyhistor
• Niemand Jimenez, Experimental Object
• Bastian Baltazar Bux, Experimental Object

Publications

• Klapacius, L., and Dragonsson, D.: Using Metasulphur to Extract Magical Substances (in cooperation with University of Bergold)

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Last modification: 12. 3. 2026 by The Librarian