Laboratory for Verification of Mortality

List of staff

This page lists all staff of the Laboratory for Verification of Mortality at the Unseen University in the Ankh-Morpork city.

• Prof. Gonzales 'Speedy' Faust, Director of the Laboratory
• Mgr. Magdulan Smith
• Mg. Pedro Woshtepp
• Lady Melinda P. Smith, Dr. h. c.
• PUDr. Bastian Baltazar Aurelius, Archmage
• Mgr. Bastian Baltazar C. Crowley
• Dr. Greebo Umwald
• Mgr. Anthony Sodny, Dr. h. c.
• Maledictus de Ath, Experimental Object
• Melinda de la Cruz, Secretary
• Ing. Karl Smith
• Siegfried E. de la Cruz, Cleaner of the Glass
• Mgr. Graham S. Faust, Certified Idiot
• Mgr. Octavianus Portius
• Joachim Trestivec
• Mgr. Siricitan P. Marx, Certified Idiot
• Mg. Greebo de Ath
• Ulthen Faust
• Bastian Baltazar Larva, Experimental Object
• Dr. Karl Simon
• Sir Niemand Woshtepp
• Dr. Marcus von Draczek
• Maledictus V. Sleedill, Experimental Object
• Karl von Draczek
• Marcus Z. Bux, Polyhistor
• Quido de Ath
• PUDr. Greebo R. Sleedill
• Graham M. Smith, Experimental Object
• Magdulan P. Faust
• Joachim Sleedill
• Dr. Pedro Umwald
• Ing. Ulthen Y. Woshtepp, Certified Idiot
• Dr. Quido Trestivec
• Dr. John M. Draselny

Publications

• Klapacius, L., and Dragonsson, D.: Using Metasulphur to Extract Magical Substances (in cooperation with University of Bergold)

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Last modification: 21. 4. 2026 by The Librarian