Laboratory for Verification of Mortality

List of staff

This page lists all staff of the Laboratory for Verification of Mortality at the Unseen University in the Ankh-Morpork city.

• Prof. Jacquelinne E. Umwald, Archmage, Director of the Laboratory
• Dr. John V. Sodny, Certified Idiot
• Melinda D. Faust, Secretary
• Dr. John V. Trestivec, Archmage
• PUDr. John Woshtepp, Certified Idiot
• Mg. Stanislaw G. Draselny, Polyhistor
• Sir Octavianus L. Mosquitto
• Gonzales 'Speedy' Hydrogenes, Certified Idiot
• Siegfried K. Thorndyke, Cleaner of the Glass
• Mgr. Melinda Simon
• Mgr. Ulthen Aurelius
• Mg. Karl F. Jimenez
• Mg. Vasilij Hydrogenes
• Greebo Rondevald, Certified Idiot
• Pedro T. Rondevald, Dr. h. c.
• Dr. Bastian Baltazar R. Woshtepp
• PUDr. Stanislaw Smith

Publications

• Klapacius, L., and Dragonsson, D.: Using Metasulphur to Extract Magical Substances (in cooperation with University of Bergold)

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Last modification: 15. 12. 2025 by The Librarian